Friday, October 31, 2014

Republican strategist says that Joni Ernst is Sarah Palin with more intelligence.

"She doesn't look so damn smart to me."
Courtesy of Newsmax: 

Republican political strategist Dick Morris shrugged off the news that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might run for office again, telling Newsmax TV on Wednesday that there's a new and improved Palin on the campaign trail these days — and her name is Joni Ernst. 

"Ernst is Sarah Palin, but with much more in the way of gray cells," Morris told "MidPoint" host Ed Berliner, calling Iowa's Republican candidate for the Senate "one of the superstars of American politics." 

Wow, a smart Sarah Palin. That's the kind of thing that gives children nightmares here in Alaska. 

Dick Morris at one time was all in for Sarah Palin, but then he seemed to get over her. (Perhaps he saw her without her makeup or something.)

More recently Morris has become the political analyst who cannot get anything right.

Though I have to say that on this one he is undoubtedly correct.

I think that Joni Ernst IS just as much of a wing nut as Sarah Palin.

And as for the intelligence thing, well damn who isn't smarter than Klondike Kardashian?

62 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Saying Joni Ernst is Sarah Palin with more gray matter is not a compliment at all.

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    1. Anonymous11:46 AM

      That is an awfully low goddamned bar, isn't it?

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  2. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Joni is pretty dumb, can't debate and hides behind the Guard the way Sarah hid behind her kids. Joni and Alaska's Dan Sullivan have he pedigree to look appealing to low bar neocons, but fail to deliver, just like Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Mark Rubio.

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  3. laurensd19:11 AM

    Oh! So many ways to go on this.
    It is ventured that people eventually resemble their pets and jabber incessantly about them..

    Sarah talks about lipstick on a pig. Joni cuts their nuts off.
    They are both perverse!

    Therefore.... well, you make the deduction!

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  4. Anonymous9:12 AM

    "He danced like Popeye in his underwear.
    He liked having women's feet all over him; he liked their ``long red nails.'' "
    http://articles.philly.com/1996-09-04/news/25633049_1_sherry-rowlands-dick-morris-popeye

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      @ 9:12 AM:
      The article was interesting, but I don't understand what it has to do with the subject here.

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  5. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Another thing that pisses Palin off and keeps her angry and hateful! She just can't get 'smart' for the life of her! Retardation has been proven to run in her family. She passed those 'retarded' brain cells on to her brood of idiots!

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    1. Anonymous11:33 AM

      $carah looks like the cleaning lady, who wandered in and was too late to get off camera!! The other women are professionally dressed, and there is flat, cross eyed $carah in a shirt she was given to cover up the teenage top she was wearing. We have all seen $carah's crusty toes, maybe Dick Morris tasted them, and was turned off??

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  6. laurensd19:14 AM

    Oh! Sarah and Joni!
    And about those things perched at a 45 on your noggins.... geesh, find a hairdresser. Heh. Heh.

    Better, yet. Find some hair.

    As Sarah says: "Grow some, will ya'?"

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  7. Anonymous9:15 AM

    Oh my, Sarah looks flat as a board in that picture. The only difference is that Joni castrates pigs, Sarah on the other hand, castrates men...look at Toad.

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  8. Anonymous9:16 AM

    What? One more brain cell is hardly more intelligent. Joni is just Sarah, southern branch of the tea party men snake charmers.

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  9. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Dick must have passed through the check-out and saw the "Star" with that front-page story on stars pictures before and after. It had a couple of celebrities, including one Sarah Palin (in her non make-up photo). The captain read, "The good, the bad and the OMG".

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  10. Anonymous9:22 AM

    Ooo, Sarah! Looks like they're laughing at you!

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  11. Anonymous9:28 AM

    The Palin Family - Never so few stole so much from so many.

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  12. I think Morris is absolutely correct and hit it right on the head, although I don't think much of Joni Ernst political positions. I wonder how Sea O' Pee is going to take this.

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  13. Anonymous9:33 AM

    As if Ted Cruz isn't bad enough.
    I truly hope she loses.

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  14. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Oy, a compliment from the likes of Dick Morris. Ugh.
    Or a put-down by the likes of Dick Morris. Ugh as well.
    Dick Morris. A man who shouldn't be talking about grey cells.

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Agreed. Like Bill Kristol.

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  15. Anonymous9:40 AM

    $arah has zero intelligence, so if Joni were to double that, she'd still come up 0.

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  16. Boscoe9:40 AM

    OT but I just saw an ad on here for the NRA. It's not unusual for contextually ironic ads to get blindly served, but what's interesting to me about this one is that it says "Join the NRA and get this duffel bag". What's interesting is the picture of the duffel bag; it's URBAN cammo (greys), not forest cammo (greens).

    So whatever they're planning on hunting, it doesn't live in the forest.

    The reprehensible dog whistles just don't stop with these people...

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  17. That's not saying much since an amoeba has more intelligence than Sarah.

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  18. Caroll Thompson9:55 AM

    I guess Dick Morris is one of the haters Sarah is always talking about. And of course Mitt Romney for not inviting her to the Republican convention. And Karl Rove and Sean Parnell, and the list goes on an on. And that is just the Republican haters.

    Hey Sarah, how ya gonna get elected when even the Republicans don't like you?

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    1. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Oh, Caroll, she's gonna threaten third party, don'cha know. The GOP "elite" are so terrified of her, and she has such a strong backing of staff, resources, and fans, that they'll have no choice but to nominate in order to save the party. And...and...(increased breathlessness) she's way more knowledgeable and experienced than Hillary so will absolutely wipe the floor with er in te debates and waltz into the White House January 2017 to take her place as America's savior to save us from utter destruction.

      It's twue, its twue! Visit any $arah site on any given day. Over and over again....prayer beads, bible passages, and all!

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    2. Anonymous7:30 PM

      @ 10:41AM
      Don't forget that Bristol will be able to have her White House wedding!!!

      ""Ernst is Sarah Palin, but with much more in the way of gray cells"
      ----------------
      I think he meant to say gray hairs.

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  19. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Jesse, this Sullivan ad, that plays every time I scroll your site, or any other political site, is more than obnoxious. Why would it sway anyone to vote for the prick?

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Ads are played by what you click on. Not Gryph's fault, it's the software that tracks you.

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  20. Chenagrrl10:04 AM

    For those of us facing retirement in the next 10 years after contributing to Social Security and Medicare all of our working lives, Joni "Joni Oakley" Ernst is a threat to any chance we have to live out our lives without the threat of abject poverty. Forget sister sarry. If she runs for Senate, she will have to drag her background with her like Marley's chains.

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  21. Anonymous10:06 AM

    "Ernst is Sarah Palin, but with much more in the way of gray cells,"
    -Morris


    If you were to to ask any Wasillaian, they would tell you Trig has more gray cells than Sarah Palin.

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  22. Anonymous10:17 AM

    So Joni Ernst is Sarah Palin with more intelligence.Am I supposed to think that's a good thing?

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  23. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Wish Dick Morris would elaborate a bit more. Would someone tweet him and ask him what he really thinks of Sarah Palin?

    Expect Sarah to lash back in some way at Dickie on her SPC.

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  24. Hmm...I dunno, kinda like saying a mudpuppie is smarter than a salamander...and I understand many here are Joni supporters, but I just don't like her very much...(note the sarcasm, please)

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  25. Anonymous10:26 AM

    One of the REPUBLICAN candidates in my state compared the DEMOCRATIC candidate to Sarah Palin, and he meant it in a very derogatory way lol

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  26. Anonymous10:32 AM

    That creature is a teabagging bitch. She is not smart. She's been heavily Kock funded. A Kocksucker to the max.

    Brace yourselves, As much as I hate it, I think she's going to squeak by. And yes, she wants to take everything away, S.S., medicare, health insurance, fuck with the schools, etc.

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      10:32

      ^This x 1000

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  27. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Has anyone ever heard anything about Sarah Palin having something to do with high school students cleaning up asbestos? I think it is probably an unsubstantiated rumor allegation from when she was running for governor. Is there anything to this? What do those long time Wasilla residents have to say about this?

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  28. A. J. Billings10:33 AM

    HOOHAAH! $arah! Dick says Joni smarter than you?

    Has to sting a little dontcha think? Besides, since ThongGazi, you have proven how vibrantly you and your spawn live every day.

    Does getting drunk and fighting make you more vibrational?

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    1. Anonymous10:43 AM

      The only vibration she has is from her sex toy.

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    2. Anonymous1:01 PM

      Those marbles rolling about in her empty cranium induce a vibration of dissonant idiocy ... all the time.

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  29. Anonymous10:42 AM

    ot religion

    Oklahoma Christian Tries To Cut Off Friend's Head For Practicing Witchcraft
    http://crooksandliars.com/2014/10/ok-christian-tries-cut-friends-head

    Christian Zealot Murders Teen Metalhead in Oklahoma
    http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/10/31/christian-zealot-murders-teen-metalhead-oklahoma/

    Stillwater police: Man nearly beheaded in Wednesday's homicide
    http://www.okcfox.com/story/27166260/stillwater-police-man-beheaded-in-wednesdays-homicide

    http://i2.wp.com/barracudabrigade.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ok-fb-behead-Capture.jpg

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10615510_1453516028244499_6274033309158702286_n.jpg?oh=c936127e98780348a0501a5c34de70b4&oe=54E1D884&__gda__=1424058068_bd956e8a83283df09e2dea69ee2d881d

    According to the affidavit, a witness told police that Marin and Crockett previously had disagreements because Crockett allegedly practiced witchcraft and Marin "had strong Christian beliefs." Crockett was the son of an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper.
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-charged-attack-killed-troopers-son-26580259

    Stillwater police said Jacob Crockett is the victim in the homicide case. Crockett is the son of an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper.
    http://newsok.com/stillwater-man-killed-in-near-beheading-murder-charge-filed/article/5361825

    What the Vile Treatment of Bristol Palin Teaches Us (Once Again)
    https://twitter.com/NancyAFrench/status/527445003518230530
    http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/10735088_727765553982446_1039855791_n.jpg

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Bristol has the same wonk eye as her mother.
      She doesn't care about anything Nancy is doing in her name. She is like any teen that wants to be popular with sled necks, iron dogs or whatever she worships this week.

      Too bad she is not a teen but she is alleged to have a Christian spew forum. Nancy couldn't be doing a worse job.

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  30. Anonymous10:46 AM

    o/t -- but whoa!!! Just posted on sarahpalinchannel:


    "We’ve just had our first significant snowfall of the year, definitely indicating holiday season is just around the corner! Last year around this time we were gearing up for the holidays, (especially Christmas!) while on the road meeting wonderful Americans on the book tour."

    Note the use of "holiday" TWICE, with little old Christmas stuck in there in a parenthesis. We're gearing up for the holiday season -- you know, all them holidays that come around November, December, and January.
    Oh, Sarah, you're priceless. You can't keep your prejudices straight from one year to the next!
    Happy Holidays, one and all! Each and every holiday. Ho, ho, ho.

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    1. Anonymous2:55 PM

      ".... first significant snowfall ... " ?!? what the fuk is the crosseyed skank blathering about ? isn't the dipshit herself supposed to be in oregon watching piper's basketball team ?!? who's watching trigg, jill ?

      and if you want to see current weather conditions, about 10 minutes outside the wasilla, checkout this SOA road cams http://www.dot.state.ak.us/iways/roadweather/forms/SiteSum.html?areaId=1&perspectiveId=1&siteId=231

      significant snowfall ?!?

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  31. hedgewytch10:47 AM

    'bout the only thing Joni's got on Sarah is a better wardrobe.

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  32. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Hey, Sarah, are you going to let Dick Morris talk about you like that?

    (PLEASE, Sarah Palin, go after Dick Morris. Please, please, please)

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  33. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Hahaha

    http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2014/10/iowa-media-calling-out-joni-ernst
    Iowa Media Calling Out Joni Ernst For Skipping Them, Going To Fox News Instead

    Sarah Palin blog and fecesbook brigade about to jump into action...Brancy prepares a cunterstrike...Barstool still blaming Maxim...Tracks lost...Wallow???

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  34. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Palin is the new benchmark for depraved stupidity.

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  35. Anonymous11:06 AM

    This Dick Morris is the Republican, fat, white guy that recommended Sarah Palin to John McCain. He said she'd been vetted too!

    Amazing isn't it that It took him this long to figure out what an inept, liar and fraud Sarah Palin was and is! (Todd Palin too and her kids!) Nothing about her (them) is truthful!

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    1. Anonymous11:44 AM

      Morris has a fetish he sucks women's toes!! Eeeeww. He was seeing a prostitute on a regular baseis, while working with Bill Clinton in the WH. He was fired, since he shared confidential phone calls from the WH with his whore. Slimy, creepy bastard.

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    2. "Whatever"12:04 PM

      11:06 Thanks for sharing that info.

      Now this makes for an interesting twist. One of the guys who was gaga over Sarah and was instrumental in getting her the nod from McCain is now turning against her.

      Hey Sarah, you can't even depend on those who were your number one supporters and whatnot to stick up for you.

      They are ALL turning against you. What are you going to do about it? You have no one in power on your side, what does that say about your LACK of power?

      Must suck to be Sarah Palin.

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  36. Anonymous11:13 AM

    We Iowans call her the Palin/Bachmann of Iowa. She may pass as more intelligent, but her handlers apparently wouldn't let her be interviewed by the major Iowa newspaper editorial staffs regarding her positions on major political issues. . Does that sound familiar? She has already made her NRA stand quite clear in a speech in 2012. “I do believe in the right to carry,” Ernst said, “and I believe in the right to defend myself and my family — whether it’s from an intruder, or whether it’s from the government, should they decide that my rights are no longer important.” Yes, I have voted and work for the party. This will be a very close race, but be advised, this is what the Koch brothers have handed us.

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    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      You work for the party? Have you heard anything about Bumstead's health? There is a lot of talk about his shaking. Many are suggesting Parkinsons. I grew up in Bumstead territory. Can't stand that lying bastard.

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    2. Anonymous1:00 PM

      Ernst isn't Iowa's Palin- Lt. Gov. Kim Reynolds is.

      She's so thick and incompetent she can't get elected even running on full terms of old Bumstead's coattails! The RP Iowa knows it. Bumstead will get re-elected and then resign right away. That will make Lt. Gov. Kim Reynolds (aka Iowa's rill dill Palin) Governor. Yikes!

      Reynolds first move as Governor would be to pay back the Busteads- probably by making Eric "Crash" Bumstead the head of State Patrol.

      $15 traffic fine for killing two people for the Gov's son Eric Bumstead. Wonder if he didn't get away with being drunk when he did that.

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    3. Anonymous2:16 PM

      I agree with you about Reynolds. Is she ever 6 inches away from him?

      Yeah, the whole Eric thing was ridiculous. A little recap. Bumstad was Gov from 1983-1999. In 1991 16 year old Eric was driving a van owned by the old man's campaign. He was going 10 miles an hour over the speed limit. Pulled out to pass a car. Ran the first car off on the shoulder, side-swiped a second car, then hit the third head on.

      60 year old woman was dead at the scene. her 65 year old hubs hurt bad. They air lifted Eric by helicopter. He was not seriously hurt at all. They took the older guy by ambulance. He died. Daddy paid the family 200,000 to keep them from suing him. As stated above, Eric got a 15 dollar fine. I'll never believe he wasn't drinking.

      Sept.1992, Eric was busted in high school parking lot for public intox, while that was pending, in Jan. 1993, busted for fake i.d. while buying beer.

      June 1995 busted for illegal possession of alcohol while in another accident with Jeep Cherokee in Daddy's name.

      2001 OWI and charged with possession of controlled substance (that charge was dismissed.)

      2005 driving while suspended.

      This little rat fucker NEVER did any time. He got probation.

      Then the fools of Iowa elected Daddy Bumstad again four years ago.

      Bummies Gov vehicle was stopped by an Iowa state trooper about a year ago doing 90. No charges. He had a driver.

      Think we don't have our share of idiots, assholes, and corrupt politicians?

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    4. Anonymous2:51 PM

      "This is what Eric Branstad told the crowd: "At a young age, seven to 17 or so, you don’t really appreciate, you know, everything that we were given and all of the opportunities that we had to do. I got to go to lots of presidential inaugurations, dinner at the White House…front row tickets to the Davis Cup Tennis Tournament and my picture with McEnroe and Agassi, my heroes growing up in the tennis world and you know, all of these things. What you don’t appreciate it then but growing up now, being, you know, a 31 year old and a new father and new husband, what I really realize now is how much that I really appreciate everything, you know, all of dad’s hard work and all of what we were given. It was very powerful and like Marcus said, it is something that we will never, ever forget. We’re very, very lucky people.""

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  37. Anonymous11:24 AM

    That's not much of a compliment.

    The tree in my front yard is smarter than Sarah Palin

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  38. Anonymous12:07 PM

    My big goofy puppy has more brains than these two. She's also prettier, has better hair, and way more common sense.

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  39. Anonymous12:20 PM

    You know what? I would love to see Chris Christie having a little chat with Palin. Christie would lower her to the ground where she belongs. lol

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  40. Anonymous12:27 PM

    Sarah must be wondering why having gray cells is such a big deal. Her cells work fine in any color, except when she has to turn them off on the plane.

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  41. Anonymous1:41 PM

    With the right's typical insensitivity, its a wonder they aren't billing Joni as "The Ugly Sarah Palin."

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  42. Anita Winecooler5:00 PM

    What a Nostradamas! They;re both sitting on the curb but Sarah's the only one eating the pork hot pockets. I wonder why that is?

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  43. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Palin is a piece of dimwitted poop but Ernst is creepier than Palin. She is about to become a US Senator beholden to the Kochs. She is as self serving and corrupt as Palin (and as dumb) but she will be in a position of power.

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