Monday, October 20, 2014

Michele Bachmann gets her own security detail after ISIS issues threats. Oh you know she LOVES this!

"Oh yeah those ISIS folks are trying to shut me up don'tcha know. Not very Christian of them."
Courtesy of Politico: 

Federal law enforcement officials are taking an ISIL threat against Michele Bachmann so seriously that Capitol Police have given the Minnesota Republican her own security detail. 

An online threat against Bachmann emerged recently, according to multiple law enforcement officials familiar with the situation. Last week, Bachmann was provided a security detail in response, according to the sources. 

Members of the U.S. Capitol Police’s Dignitary Protection Division were briefed on the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. The police security will continue until Bachmann, who will retire at the end of this Congress, is no longer in office. 

A police detail of this type typically means 24-hour protection when a member of Congress is on Capitol Hill or back in the home district.

I think Bachmann might want to take note of the fact that her security detail only lasts until she is out of office. Might want to STFU around then.

Apparently Bachmann, who has been going after ISIS like a dog with a bone, had a portion of her Voters Values speech featured in a recent ISIS propaganda video.

Personally I doubt if Bachmann is in any real danger, though I can certainly understand the terrorist group's desire to make her stop talking.

I imagine with this new credibility Bachmann is a shoo-in for a hosting position on Fox News. So we all have THAT to look forward to.

Would it be wrong for me to root for the bad guys just this once? It would right?

48 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:35 PM

    We all want her to shut her pie hole!

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    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      If ISIS has their way with Crazy Eyes, she can still continue on the career path she's headed towards---
      being a "talking head" fulltime for Right-Wing Fake News.

      Have a good retirement, Michele, and be sure to stay hidden in the bushes or inside the closet with Marcus. But be afraid, very afraid. Boo!

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  2. Anita Winecooler4:45 PM

    The short answer to the last sentence is "yes", either that, or give her an openly lesbian band of bodyguards. She'll perish from lack of sleep.
    Good ole Shelly, all cluck and no action, right Marcus?

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    1. Anonymous6:43 PM

      I should think Marcus prefers it that way. ;)

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  3. Olivia4:53 PM

    I don't believe for a minute that she is in any danger. If they really wanted to do damage to the US, they would be supporting her, not threatening her.

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    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Yep. I sort of picture them hanging out, laughing like a big brother who just made his PIA big sis jump out of her underwear from saying Boo! at the bottom of the basement stairs while wearing his new Halloween mask.

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  4. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Good. She's been a pot stirring asshole from the get go and I hope she is shaking in her radical Christian Taliban boots. I hope she pays the price for her hateful commentary, her demagoguery, her bullying and pathological lying. Beheading her political life would be a very good thing. She's full of grandstanding puke.

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  5. Anonymous5:20 PM

    Well, I hope her "guards" have a better track record than the Prez's Secret Service.

    Unfortunately I'm sure she's recruited some Americans to ISIS. She and her ilk are a danger to our national security.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      it's all a nightmare between her ears folks...there is no danger to her...oh wait...they want a screaming white woman I forgot...

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  6. Anonymous5:22 PM

    I will say this again. Michelle USED to be a member of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Church until she decided to run for office. Exactly why IS that, Michelle, hmmmmm? Are charges you were convicted of Christian in your nature? Is a gay beard husband Christian in your nature? Sweep your own doorstep, chick, before you start pontificating right from wrong and your Christian-ness.

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  7. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Is ISIL even paying attention to her?

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    1. Anonymous6:56 PM

      I think they're under the delusion that she's not only relevant, but actually represents mainstream America. She was, after all, taken as a serious candidate for president by a major political party.

      Not sure if anyone can disabuse them of this notion. Maybe all they get is Fox News.

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  8. Anonymous5:32 PM

    If you haven't as yet come across the Facebook site called "Christians for Michele Bachmann" its something you MUST do...the postings are often a real scream.

    Then, adding to the hilarity, is the comments section, where the dimwits who cannot understand the whole thing is a satire on Bachmann, air their unbelievably stupid ideas.

    One of my faves so far, is a drawing of the ark, with a quote from the deranged one, saying that "Atheists say that dinosaurs were too big to get on the ark...but what about all the blue whales we still have around? How did THEY escape the flood? Checkmate!"

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    1. "Whatever"6:31 PM

      Too funny about the whales! Thanks for the laugh.

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    2. Anonymous6:33 PM

      OMG...that is TOO funny.

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    3. Anonymous2:40 AM

      "...but what about all the blue whales we still have around? How did THEY escape the flood? "

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

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  9. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Awww Gryphen, this is why I love you "...though I can certainly understand the terrorist group's desire to make her stop talking."

    You are the best. Thanks for the laugh.

    R in NC

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  10. Anonymous6:23 PM

    I hope Crazy Shelly's security detail does a better job than the presidents.

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  11. Anonymous6:25 PM

    What are the odds that someone threatened her with ISIL just to see how fast she'd hide under her bed?
    M from MD

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  12. "Whatever"6:34 PM

    My first thought: Sarah Palin is jealous.

    "But I'm the one who's been yammering on and on and on about ISIS. I should be the one who gets the attention.

    "How DARE they not threaten me?!? Don't they know how much money I could have made off a threat like this?"

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  13. "Whatever"6:40 PM

    O/T Just saw the link in the sidebar about Kirk Cameron.

    The link title says it all http://aattp.org/kirk-cameron-halloween-is-a-christian-holiday-and-masks-mocking-obama-celebrate-jesus-victory-over-satan/

    And to think his parents named him after Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk. If they were hoping it would make him interested in science, they were sorely mistaken.

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      I think he's interested in making a buck. I think that of all of em. Any of em.

      Texas Mel

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    2. Anonymous7:16 PM

      I hope Gene Roddenberry haunts his every nightmare.

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  14. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Now Palin is jealous because ISIS thinks Bachmann is more
    GRIZZLY!

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  15. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Michele and ISIL...both nuts.

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  16. Really? Michele Bachmann thinks ISIL even knows who she is? And thinks she matters? Just the ever so faint but perceptible whiff of fish here.

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    1. Anonymous8:55 PM

      it's all in her mind...which is a scarier place than ISIS

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  17. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Oh man, Sarah's warrior body is dying to be protected by Todd's clients.

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  18. Anonymous9:15 PM

    Posters on IM often ask: How could AK have elected Sarah to be Gov of AK in 2006? The best answer I can think of is: How was it that MB has been elected to congress since 2007?

    Religion makes people do terrible things.

    Granted, Bachmann can speak in complete sentences but the merits end there.

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  19. Anonymous9:39 PM

    About fucking time this started happening. Sarah, you're next.

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    1. Olivia5:55 AM

      Oh,my, now you've gone and done it. Now Sarah will complain that someone at IM threatened her. Some anonymous someone. Now she will start screeching, in that way of hers, how her life is in danger and blah blah blah.

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  20. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Is she still on the House Intelligence Committee? I think even Boehner realized that she was too nuts to be trusted with secrets. But how has her empty brain scrambled the few facts that she did once learn?

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    1. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Republicans/Teabaggers will be glad to see her final day in Congress. Doubt seriously that she is regarded well by the 'supposed' high ups!

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  21. Anonymous10:44 PM

    I don't believe it. I don't believe any of them even know who she is.

    Hello, they don't issue death threats against women, Michele, you lying little teabagger wannabe star.

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  22. Anonymous2:47 AM

    So she's costing the tax payers all this extra money.
    If a Democrat was receiving this extra security, she and the other Repubs would be on Fox charging them fiscal irresponsibility.

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  23. Our Lad4:07 AM

    That husband of hers, the man who would be queen, Marcus Bachman. Hoo boy, I can just see the wheels spinning away in that old nellie's addled brain pan, visions of young half-crazed masked men dressed in black, barking out threats and screaming in an exotic foreign tongue.....are you kidding me? He'd tell the Secret Service to get the fuck offa his front lawn and he'd invite every terrorist with a swinging dick into the parlor for tea and a group "beheading." The silly fat fuck would be putting on his party clothes and thinking how much he was going to enjoy himself, if he can only live through it.

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  24. Anonymous4:14 AM

    OMG. You can just picture a certain someone gnashing her teeth and throwing canned goods, that she didn't think of that first.

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  25. Anonymous4:15 AM

    This can't be the same Bachmann that didn't know that Libya is in Africa????

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  26. Balzafiar5:35 AM

    @4:07

    Great title for a satire movie: "The Man Who Would Be Queen". Now we just need a plot, hopefully involving Republicans.

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  27. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Let's make a deal: We deliver, Bachman, Palin, Cruz, Santorum, Walker, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Five Supreme Court Members in exchange for ISIS and all other nations agreeing to stop wars and poverty and hunger worldwide.

    ISIS does not want Palin? What? She would create living hell for them? ????

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    1. Anonymous7:47 AM

      Granny Grifter is afraid of a security detail "telling on her", remember?

      Those would just be more quiet $ checks she'd have to sign every month, and she's going broke now that her minions are realizing she's been a fraud from day one.

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    2. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Great idea giving all the above folks to the ISIS - never to be seen or heard from again. The two women would never survive the abuse they'd receive!

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  28. Anonymous6:16 AM

    In a passing thought I've wondered why Palin isn't milking the ISIS thing. $$$$! She'd have to pay her own security detail in the event of any threats--not something she could fudge on and call 'postage' either.
    ~Canuck~

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  29. "...I can certainly understand the terrorist group's desire to make her stop talking."
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    Nah, more likely that they would want her elevated to the Presidency to destroy everything America stands for.

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  30. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Let's use a little logic & reasoning here... Lou Sarah doesn't need any protection from ISIL.

    WTF would they do with her oversized gourd after detaching it from that shriveled, bony, humpbacked torso of hers? Sure they might have her witch doctor shrink it, but after Halloween, who would want to look at THAT dangling from their rear view mirror (besides Food Stamp Pete who would display it hanging on his bicycle horn)?

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  31. Anonymous8:49 AM

    This woman is a loony tune! Don't have a clue how she got herself elected. She's almost as bad as Sarah Palin! Yuk!!!!

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  32. Anonymous12:54 PM

    offer Isis a *bone.give them the palins and crazyeyes.

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