Monday, December 23, 2013

At least two other cable channels are ready to host Duck Dynasty if A&E drops them. Far less money, and FAR less viewers, but by gum they'll be back on the TV!

Courtesy of TMZ:  

"Duck Dynasty" will NOT go homeless if A&E decides to pull the plug ... TMZ has learned, at least two other networks are salivating at the chance to pick up the popular reality show. 

The owner of the popular Christian-affiliated Hunt Channel -- a guy named Merrill Sport -- tells TMZ, he'd pick up DD in a heart beat ... and would beam the show straight to its most loyal viewers: sportsmen and Christians. 

He says, "We believe in the 2nd amendment and freedom of speech ... A&E needs to put on their big boy pants, and if they don't like the programming, they need to either let [DD] go or shut up and pay them." 

Sports adds, "A&E is too scripted. [Hunt Channel] would let the personalities flow." 

Rusty Faulk, CEO of the outdoorsy Pursuit Channel agrees, telling us Pursuit is 100% interested in grabbing DD if A&E takes a pass. Rusty adds, "We don't censor our personalities." 

Has ANYBODY even heard of these cable channels?

They must be included in that "Nobody fucking watches these shows" cable package.

And in light of this recent scandal what a BRILLIANT idea to offer to structure a show around this bunch, that is less scripted to "let the personalities flow." Personally I think that if A&E had not carefully edited out all the racism and homophobia Duck Dynasty probably would have been off the air after only three episodes.

By the way before these critter killing lunatics get too excited they might want to read over the Dynasty dipshit's contract which apparently precludes them from having any new TV shows for a certain period of time.

By the way in case you missed it God happened to weigh in on this controversy a while back.

Well put, and you can't argue with the word of God, right Phil?


65 comments:

  1. janice6:32 AM

    Maybe Sarah's friends at Fox will pick them up. It would be the topping to a Fruit Cake Channel.....

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  2. Anonymous6:37 AM

    Drop them worthless sons of bitches. Who needs them.

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  3. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Three networks. The Blaze TV has also made similar statements.

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  4. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Yeah, I'm sure A&E will gladly turn over their Intellectual (ha ha) Property they developed and grew - over to bumfuck channels no one has ever heard of. Personalities flow? Isn't that what bogus sportsman Sarah Palin is supposed to be doing

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    1. Sally in MI7:18 AM

      No, that's her dead fish that 'go with the flow.' Sarah goes against the current, you know, because she is so strong and mighty since she turned her life over to Christ back when she was a teen. Pass the Kleenex..I need to cover my mouth while I laugh hysterically at this whole idiotic thing. And just when you thought the Palin family portriats were weird....this crew is odder than the Addams Family, but just as contrived for TV.

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    2. Anonymous9:02 AM

      Yeah, I'm sure A&E will gladly turn over their Intellectual (ha ha)

      +1

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  5. SHARON6:47 AM

    I thought Fox had already picked this show up last week. I imagine there is that standard clause that the show can't pop up anywhere else....but who knows. We are the laughing stock of the globe.....freedom of speech my ass. These grifters are the opposite of everything a good Christian stands for. The videos showing the family before just proves how fake all this is, and the ones with Phil preaching are even worse than the GQ interview. When you put this in perspective of the current status of millions of people esp veterans......losing unemployment, food stamps, housing...pretty much the basics and this disgusting millionaire family flaunting "christian" values. It is all beyond hypocrisy and they make me sick.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 AM

      SHARON6:47 AM
      Great comment!

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    2. Anonymous9:16 AM

      + 1000

      "I hate how the LGBT community says it’s all about".... Riding DD ducktails put Nancy French on the map.
      Leave Phil Robertson Alone! 1647 comments is a feather in her cap.
      Now we will see the good Christian that comes from Brancy 2014.

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    3. Anonymous10:31 AM

      6:47 Hate to disclose this, but the majority of 'christians' I know are NOT 'christians' and don't live by the book they supposedly have read, respect and/or are to live by. Many I know are racist and money hungry!
      I find them to be very uninteresting folks!

      As in this DD guy and his family, Sarah Palin and hers and, Jerry Prevo head of the Baptist Church in Anchorage, AK. They are ALL about raising money and nothing more or less. Frauds all of them!

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  6. Balzafiar6:52 AM

    Two women for the four men? Must be related to the Palins.

    Or maybe two of the men are... gay?

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  7. Anonymous6:56 AM

    “We are a bunch of rednecks from Louisiana"
    -Phil Robertson

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  8. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Are the people on Duck Dynasty inbreds? They need to bring in unrelated fresh people into their bloodline.

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  9. Anonymous7:02 AM

    Looking at that picture, I don't understand why anybody would want to watch a show about six dudes.

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  10. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Ewwww the guy on the far right is rubbing his crotch on the other guy's elbow. Doesn't look Christian to me.

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    1. Balzafiar7:36 AM

      Christians, no; FWB, yes.

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  11. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Why can't those two guys grow a beard like the other four guys?

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  12. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Many years ago, I was working at vacation cabins, on Bristol Bay, where Todd and Sarah honeymooned.
    I would see Todd out fishing every morning at sunrise. On the fifth day, I went over to talk with him.
    I said to him, “you are staying in the honeymoon suite, you should be making love to your new bride and not out fishing.”
    Todd replied saying he couldn’t make love to Sarah because she had gonorrhea. I said, well just get a blow job. He said, I can’t, she has pyorrhea. I said just screw her in the rear then. He said, I can’t she has diarrhea.
    I said, I know it is none of my business, but why did you marry her. Todd said, I love fishing and she has worms.

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    1. Anonymous7:32 AM

      I would think that was funny if I didn't think it was a true story.

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    2. Anonymous8:26 AM

      +1,000,000

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    3. Anonymous8:51 AM

      It's disgusting

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    4. Anonymous10:24 AM

      8:51 But, Sarah Palin is utterly disgusting and I'll wager she is and was a horrible lay!

      Delete
  13. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Who gets to keep the name?

    Has ANYBODY even heard of these cable channels?
    Nope. I agree, DD would fit in some place else. And soon get the cheap crap they produce out of stores.

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  14. Anonymous7:31 AM

    From http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/

    Phil Robertson Isn't Going To Miss Any Duck Dynasty Episodes - Gets Raise

    A&E might have acted like they were being tough when they handed down a suspension to Phil Robertson for his homophobic remarks but in reality nothing is going to happen to him at all and his raise with the network kicks in soon too. The new season of the show premieres next month. A&E doesn't want to change anything so he will appear in all the new episodes airing next month.

    You and I realize they filmed these episodes months ago. Lots of people who watch the show probably think they were filmed the day before they air. They will call the network and ask how come Phil is on the show if he is suspended and then the network will explain that the shows are filmed months in advance and they didn't want to ruin the story line of the season by pulling his episodes.Those same people will then ask about story lines and complain that they thought the show was real. The other crazy thing is that A&E is already committed to a fifth season of the show and in the contracts everyone gets a raise and Phil is right there with them in getting a raise.

    This suspension thing might have been good press but it doesn't seem to have actually done anything except generate more publicity for the already top rated show and ensure they get record ratings when the new season debuts.

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    1. Anonymous8:33 AM

      I knew it!!!! They pulled this stunt either last year or earlier this year.
      And then Snortin' Sarah Ginns up the BS level for them. A &E should just fire their fucktard asses.
      No one in their right mind will watch that bs show. Except idiots like the payme family.

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    2. Anonymous8:43 AM

      Suspending Phil while the show is on hiatus and the new season is 9/10 in the can is like telling him he can't go duck hunting when it's not duck hunting season. It's like disciplining a sassy kid by sending him to his room when it's already 15 minutes past his bedtime.

      Congrats to the A&E marketing dept.. Sarah was wrong. This was a brilliant, zero cost marketing campaign.

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    3. Anonymous8:56 AM

      And now you know why A&E did it. Win-win for the network. They get more eyeballs and make sure the gays don't get too nasty towards them since they "did something" about this idiot.

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  15. Anonymous7:40 AM

    How do rednecks get circumcised?

    Kick the sister in the jaw

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  16. Anonymous7:41 AM


    My girlfriend and I broke up... she said we could still be cousins though.

    “We are a bunch of rednecks from Louisiana"
    -Phil Robertson


    You might be a redneck if you think that anal sex is just an affordable form of birth control.

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM

      "You might be a redneck if you think that anal sex is just an affordable form of birth control."

      ----------------

      Or a Christian kid preserving her "purity"

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  17. Anonymous7:43 AM

    “We are a bunch of rednecks from Louisiana"
    -Phil Robertson


    You might be a redneck if you let your sixteen year old daughter smoke at the dinner table...
    ...in front of her kids.

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    1. Anonymous10:44 AM

      You aren't a redneck, PHIL, you're a rich dumbass running a scam for attention and money like the Heath/Palins.

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  18. Anonymous7:43 AM

    Why does anyone watch DD? What is the allure of these "so-called" reality shows? They are not real! They are all scripted.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 AM

      You either get to look down on them, and they take that all the way to the bank, or you get to feel like one of them, and they take that all the way to the bank. Either way, love them or think you are better than they are, they are rich and you are not.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      You assume that I am not rich? How is that claim valid? You do not know me.

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  19. Anonymous7:57 AM

    You migt be a Duck Dynasty fan if:

    You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

    Birds are attracted to your beard.

    Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
    You clean your fingernails with a stick.

    Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

    You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

    Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

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    1. AJ Billings8:35 AM

      or there's a dead beaver in your sink.

      Or you think that black folk in the pre-civil rights era were singin' an shuckin' and jivin' and weren't singin' bluez

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    2. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Or if you think that only people who did not believe in Jesus started wars and killed people.

      Or if you preach repentance, but when you beat up a bartender and a bartender's wife in Arkansas, bought your way out of the assault and fled to Louisiana-- never returning to ask forgiveness from the injured parties.

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    3. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Bribing or buying your way out of trouble is not the same as Making amends and restitution. Unless you are a Duck Dynasty or a Palin.

      Delete
  20. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Such a minuscule percentage of the population even watches this show to begin with. I was barely aware of it until this "controversy." Just another example of how backwards this country is. As long as it's in the death grip of the fake piety exemplified by the reaction to this incident, it will continue to be a laughingstock.

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  21. Anonymous8:12 AM

    I finally watched DD for the first time last night. A&E seems to be having a festival of their shows. Sorry, but there is nothing entertaining about hearing a bunch of guys talking dumb s--t to each other. The only appeal that I can think of is that people watching feel that they can relate-- "Hey, Ma, they talk just like us." The business of wearing those headbands, no matter where they go, makes everything look scripted and contrived. Fake fake fake. In a few years, when the show has run its course, they will shave off their beards and hopefully we'll never see them again.

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    1. Anonymous8:59 AM

      The other appeal is to feel smugly superior to the rednecks on the show. The same reasons people watched Honey Boo Boo.

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    2. Anonymous10:43 AM

      @8:59 I think that is (was) Sarah Palin's appeal, too. There are some people who don't like it when their politicians "talk down to them," meaning that the guy's intelligence makes them feel dumb. When Sarah speaks, she uses expressions like, "sticks to their guns," "circle the wagons," "flippin-unbelievable," which produces the same reaction-- namely people can understand her, she is one of them.

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    3. Anonymous1:12 PM

      Everyone needs to remember that Sarah Palin is NOT a politician. She holds no office, left Wasilla in major debt when she was their 'acting' Mayor (she actually hired someone else to do the work!), quit the last one she had mid term (gov of Alaska), has held no private sector job in years (she quit those too, or was fired/let go!) -

      Sarah Palin is nothing more than a major 'flunky'!

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  22. hedgewytch8:20 AM

    "[Hunt Channel] would let the personalities flow." - yep. And how far would that flow go if say, one of the guys jumped up and started using his Freedom of Speech Rights and started saying how much he loved Obama, minorities, equal rights for woman, pagans, Rachel Maddow, and we must do something about Global Warming right now?!....Yeah, he'd be shut down so fast his beard would be slammed in the door.

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  23. Anonymous8:30 AM

    You might be a Palin if:

    Your sixteen year old daughter delivers her baby the same time as her fifty year old mom.

    Your father walks around town with used wrapped in facecloths stuffed in his pockets.

    If you choose to keep your guns instead of your daughter in the divorce settlement.

    If your 18 year old daughter drops out of high school in her sophomore year to go to hair school.

    Your mother and father elopes into the night and your mom delivers her best friends baby 8 months later and she hopes everybody thinks her baby is premature.

    The only thing you use condoms for is during water balloon fights.

    The only alphabet letters your children knows are G, E and D.

    Your son looks forward to getting pedicures.

    Your son has more trial daddies than he has classmates.

    You name your son after the name on the license plate your father had originally made for his prostitute girlfriend.

    If your mother's son is actually your sister's son.

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    1. Anonymous9:00 AM

      Uncle Gryph, how about starting a new post

      "YOU MIGHT BE A PALIN IF"

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    2. Anonymous10:10 AM

      You might be a Palin if:

      You carve under cooked Turkey upside-down.

      You are sitting in the Sun of Arizona while your broad is freezing in Alaska.

      You are the only family in history that would be booked for a Maury Povich show "You are not the Mother!"

      Have a gestation period shorter then a rodent.

      -Little bit

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    3. Anonymous10:13 AM

      Anonymous 8:30...Excellent!

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    4. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Brilliant!
      Please add: You might be a Palin if:
      Your brother vandalized some school buses and was shipped out of state to avoid any problems.

      Your sister vandalized an empty house with a drug and alcohol party, and only the boys paid the consequences.

      Your mother claims to have a degree in journalism and can't speak in simple, complete sentences.\

      The only way you can get your kid to obey you is to bribe him with popsicles.

      If you continue to insult the father of your child, even though some day that kid is going to be able to read all of that hateful stuff on the internet.

      If you claim to be a Professional Blogger but your blog is written by a professional ghost writer

      If your mother thinks that the Duck Dynasty guy should be his freedom of speech and keep his TV show, but not Martin Bashir

      If your mother uses a September 11 copyrighted image to raise money for her PAC

      If your mother writes a book about protecting the Heart of Christmas but doesn't bother to go to church. For that matter, when she was in Israel, she didn't visit the birthplace of Jesus.

      If your mother claimed to be pregnant because she was wearing a scarf but didn't "show." Then, at 8 months, expecting a special needs child, she went into labor, leaked amniotic fluid, never went to a hospital, gave a speech, flew for 12 hours, passed up a hospital in Anchorage with a neonatal ward to deliver a child in a small town hospital that was not equipped for special needs premature births. Yes, that's an even bigger miracle than the one that took place in Bethlehem.

      Yes, there are probably many more. I hope that everyone adds to the list.

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    5. Anonymous11:10 AM

      You might be a Palin if:

      You have more roadkill on your head than a Mississippi highway.

      Your refrigerator has more dents than Ray Loiotta's face.

      If your child's birth date is within 7 months of your wedding date.


      If you have more children then High School credits.

      _Little bit

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    6. Anonymous11:39 AM

      You might be a Palin if you use the words: Grow Up, Live Vibrantly, Liar, Get A Life, Wee wee'd up, cajones, panties in a wad, 'rill dill', big stick, refudiate, Trial Daddy, "I FUCKED A BLACK MAN", Manipulators, 'tight abs', Abstinence, Pimp Daddy, and Oxycontin.

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  24. How do rednecks get a divorce?


    They drag the trailer across the state line.

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  25. Duck Dynasty is so last week. Time for some other celebrity or politician to figuratively shit his pants in public.

    Maybe we could have another belligerent drunken traffic stop where Mel Gibson vomits on a cop.

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  26. Anonymous9:21 AM

    A&E’s Decision to Suspend Phil Robertson Is Not a Freedom of Speech Issue

    In America, the 1st Amendment guarantees freedom of speech which is the political right to communicate one’s opinions and ideas using one’s body and property to anyone who is willing to receive them. Also included in the 1st Amendment is freedom of religion which is defined as the right to choose a religion (or no religion) and exercise it without interference from the government so long as it does not encroach on other citizens’ rights. There is a minor controversy raging among conservatives and evangelicals over one minor television personality’s right to communicate his opinion based on his religion that the constitutionally challenged have determined is a freedom of speech issue. Whether or not one is inclined towards intellectual masochism by watching A&E’s modern iteration of the Beverly Hillbillies, “Duck Dynasty,” or not, A&E’s decision to suspend one of the show’s stars is not a freedom of speech issue.

    The fact that Duck Dynasty’s patriarch, Phil Robertson, was able to voice his bigoted religious opinion and see it in print settles the argument once and for all that his freedom of speech and religion were not interfered with by the government. However, that has not stopped the right-wing from going berserk over A&E, a private entertainment network, exercising their freedom of speech in announcing to their audience that they cut a character from one of their fake reality shows; likely for some sort of breach of contract for damaging the entertainment network’s reputation as tolerant, and arguably supportive, of the gay community. What conservatives fail to acknowledge is that there are no constitutional free speech rights involved in A&E’s decision, except that Sarah Palin, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, and a host of bigots at Fox News are attacking A&E for exercising their right to freedom of speech.

    It was certain that Palin, as constitutionally challenged as any 2-year old pit bull, would jump on A&E’s decision and claim the network violated Robertson’s freedom of speech. Her claim was particularly hypocritical after she pressured MSNBC’s Phil Griffin to fire Martin Bashir for exercising his freedom of speech..............

    http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/22/aes-decision-suspend-phil-robertson-freedom-speech-issue.html

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  27. Anonymous9:25 AM

    As the Tea Party continues their delusional preoccupation with destroying both the federal government and the black president, the faithful appear to forget that Barack Hussein Obama is sticking around until January 20th of 2017 before the swearing-in of a new (Democratic) president. That’s over three years distant. That’s about 1,100 more days of your favorite Kenyan still in the “White” House every time you turn on your TV. By the time Teapublicans are officially rid of Obama, he’ll be nearly 56 -years-old. Spouse, Michelle will be 3 days shy of her 53rd birthday. Elder daughter Malia will celebrate her 19th year on Independence Day of ’17 (that’s gotta piss off the righties) and even young Sasha will turn sweet 16, June 10 of 2017.

    Considering how disgusting and burdensome this last year has been, three more years seems like a long, long time. And for the radical right, that’s exactly what it is. For the duration, look for more of the same from the extremists’ opposition. I doubt there are enough Democrats willing to get off their couches to reverse the Teapublican majority in the House and I look for a razor-thin Senate margin for the good guys and gals. So, if history is any guide, we get continued flurries of nonsensical legislation out of the House; reasonable rejoinders from the Senate and possibly a veto or two if things get too wild and wooly.

    My major concern is trade-offs to keep the government afloat, even if the numbers aren’t there for the Teapublicans. It all starts with the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (ACA). Billionaires, the insurance and pharmaceutical interests and clueless Republicans want to rip it to shreds. If they do, premiums will go even higher than they repeatedly have in the last quarter-century.

    To hell with anybody who is really sick. To hell with women’s reproductive needs. To hell with covering pre-existing conditions. To hell with continuing to cover cancer, diabetes, heart and stroke victims after the meter reaches a certain point. To hell with insuring the young, minorities, unemployed and infirm. To hell with freebie preventative measures. To hell with expanding Medicaid. To hell with ACA. In short, to hell with a major percentage of the population, just as has ALWAYS been the case with the health care insurers and the druggie industry and, not incidentally, the modern-day South. And doofis gay-haters – (Hey “Duck Dynasty” quacks, how you doin’?), racists and bible-babbling hypocrites will have just enough votes to make life miserable for thinking and civil people.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/22/2013-political-year-disappears-night-light-appears-horizon.html

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  28. Anonymous9:29 AM

    O/T but Gryphen, did you see this???

    A Texas Girl Fights Back After Being Kicked Out of School for Reporting Being Raped

    http://www.politicususa.com/2013/12/23/texas-girl-fights-kicked-school-reporting-raped.html

    WTF is wrong with Texas!? They are so fucking backwards it's horrific! I wouldn't live there if you paid me a fucking fortune, it's like something out of the dark ages!

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  29. They should put them on hiatus until the contract runs out. That will kill the show. Fox does it all the time.

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  30. Anonymous10:21 AM

    SERIOUSLY, this "story" has been beat to a pulp. If it weren't for college football bowl season, the TV would not be on.

    Can't wait for the "$arah slices the ham with a hacksaw" Christmas pic.

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  31. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Sorry, but that family is such a fake. They are marketing geniuses, and somehow, they have managed to tap into the market that Sarah Palin could only dream of. I watched five minutes of their show last night, and I won't be making that mistake again.

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  32. Anonymous11:32 AM

    I never watched this anyway. I don't know who they are. Could careless. But I know Scarah love division.

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  33. Anonymous11:42 AM

    The Duckers are complete fakes. Their real family photos show them to be more similar to those dreaded "yuppies" that "rednecks" hate. The whole broohaa is a way to ratchet up the scam.

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    1. Anonymous12:22 PM

      And the "hook, line, and sinker" brigade eat up every bit. Why there's a c4p site and the Brancy blog. People really ARE that stupid.

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    2. Anonymous10:45 PM

      Agree 11:42. I had read about the "before" photos of the Ducks so I went found them at Daily Kos. The sons and their families were total "preppies" in dress and appearance---unrecognizable when compared to their fake TV show get ups and hair. They are laughing all the way to the bank! I have no interest in viewing their phoney show, or any other "reality" TV, for that matter.

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  34. Anonymous2:54 PM

    I never heard of those channels. Then again the first thing I do is run through my line up and block all the nonsense. Go for it Phil. I will miss NOT watching you on A&E.

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